By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

DIGITAL — The air in Westminster is thick with the stench of corporate musk and bureaucratic decay. In a move that smacks of Orwellian irony, the UK’s Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) — the watchdog tasked with keeping the tech behemoths like Amazon in their proverbial lanes — has been handed over to none other than Doug Gurr, the very man who once steered the colossal ship of Amazon UK. It’s a coup d’état wrapped in the guise of regulatory reform, and the proletariat is left to wallow in the wake of this audacious power grab.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

DIGITAL — In the sprawling, neon-lit expanse of the digital frontier, where anonymity reigns supreme and the echoes of libertarian idealism clash with the iron fist of law enforcement, one name has become synonymous with both innovation and infamy: Ross Ulbricht, the man behind the moniker “Dread Pirate Roberts.” His creation, Silk Road, was not just a marketplace but a symbol of a new era—one that promised unbridled freedom yet delivered relentless scrutiny.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was a crisp January morning when I stepped into the madhouse of American democracy, coffee in hand and cynicism firmly intact. The White House had just unleashed a torrent of executive orders, a veritable storm of presidential actions that, depending on your angle, either aimed to restore order or burn the house down. I was here to wade through the chaos—to see if the whispers comparing Trump to Hitler were just another shriek in the echo chamber or something more sinister.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The city was a cauldron of anticipation and trepidation on January 20, 2025, as Donald J. Trump swaggered back into the Oval Office, reclaiming the throne as the 47th President of the United States. The air was thick with the scent of history, hubris, and a hint of hairspray.

The Inauguration: A Theatrical Encore

Trump’s inauguration was a spectacle befitting a man who thrives on drama. Due to the biting cold, the ceremony was moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda—a decision that did little to thaw the icy reception from his detractors.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

DALLAS, TEXAS – A neon mirage sprawls across the Texan landscape, a city teetering on the precipice of a nervous breakdown. Inside this boiling cauldron of wealth, power, and paranoia, one man has risen like a specter, quietly and relentlessly recalibrating the gears of local governance. Enter Monty Bennett, the hotel magnate turned political puppet master, a man whose fingerprints are smeared all over Dallas’ HERO Initiative. It’s a name designed to evoke images of gallant knights and noble crusades, but the reality is far murkier.